5:30 am: Alarm clock sounds
Blindly search for, then press snooze button.
5:38 am: Alarm clock sounds
Press snooze button, more quickly this time.
5:46 am: Alarm clock sounds
Hit snooze button hard with palm of hand causing alarm clock to fall off nightstand. Noise causes baby to stir in the next room. Lie perfectly still and restrict breathing. Baby stops stirring. Husband farts.
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